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Or Demotivational Poster


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am, #177965
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am, #154287
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am, #134783
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm, #130794
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm, #106608
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104644
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm, #104625
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm, #104624
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm, #104622
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm, #104225
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm, #100688
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm, #94415

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm, #94401
THIS POSTER IS f***ING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm, #94400
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am, #83065
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am, #75088
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am, #72666
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm, #66503
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66463
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm, #65342
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm, #64924
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm, #60931
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am, #60891
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #60885
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am, #58963
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm, #52890
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm, #52889
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm, #52477
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm, #52374
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am, #52109
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #52081
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #52066
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm, #51387
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm, #50786
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am, #50600
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm, #50544
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm, #50543
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm, #50498
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm, #50496
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50479
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50478
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm, #50477
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...


TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm, #230595

WOW!!
caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm, #230592
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am, #229986

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am, #229982

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm, #229441

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm, #229440

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm, #227457

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm, #227453

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm, #227143

LOL~~
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm, #227141
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm, #227131
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am, #227123
Submit to Dig My Dog site


FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm, #230033
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm, #226841
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm, #226840
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm, #226795
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm, #226792
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am, #226761
perfect 5 balloons!


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm, #237629
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am, #237624
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am, #236268
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm, #236188
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm, #236183
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Doggit

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm, #247888
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am, #245789
What... the... F@#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am, #245721
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am, #245643
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm, #245620
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for


TAGS: droid stormtrooper
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by damagei

GaryO - September 10, 2013, 10:24 pm, #249518
I like ‘phanoe’ better….like it’s a phone for white water…...more hits anyone?....anyone?
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm, #249516
Phone*
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm, #249515
I give this 0L's - Should have used a phanoe that was Android based OS not an iPhone!!
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2012, 3:43 am, #241195
Not as funny in Lego, but surprised no one has thought of this before. For this, I will give you 4L, but if you do it costume rather than Lego, and I'd give you 6L if I could.
trek - November 13, 2012, 9:53 pm, #240571
Wow. That line is a classic and never gets old. Well done. 5L.
TheSanityInspector - October 17, 2012, 10:35 am, #240010
Well done, and welcome!
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 5:03 pm, #239748
Good first poster. Keep it up!


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


MARINES -


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

boston - July 23, 2012, 3:06 pm, #237542
Not impossible....Similar incident happened to a poor soul who fell down a flight of steel steps after misapproating several electronic item from several rooms in army barracks in Germany...
Airman - April 6, 2012, 1:01 pm, #232838
with over 100,000 motifakes out there, it's impossible. I actually made one a month ago that was a duplicate of one I made 2 years ago! part of the fun of getting old
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 8:35 pm, #232793

That's a beauty, Airman. I wonder~~should we go back and look at years and years of posters to avoid making a duplicate? I don't know about you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 4:19 pm, #232775
there's always 123973 from 16 months ago
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 3:51 pm, #232774

This news article is a generated one, not a real one, I'm sure.
Tarapin - April 5, 2012, 12:35 pm, #232768
Spypengen: I hope you're being sarcastic. Everyone involved knows exactly what happened, including anyone who reads the report in the future. This is more of a report. "Heh heh, got it falling down!"
inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:19 pm, #232617
Thats Awesome
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am, #232576
cover up something*
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am, #232575
so the guy got a broken jaw broken leg missing teeth and multiple concusions from falling off the curb??? that sounds reasonable and not at all like the cop was trying to cove up somethin
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:20 pm, #232490

Ahem~~~you don't suppose the responding officers might have been ex-marines, do you? (grin)
JoannaBanana78 - March 31, 2012, 5:15 pm, #232489
I love it!!
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 10:55 am, #232468
Brilliant... "You mess with me; you mess with an entire army of WHOP-ASS" - mindset... =D


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


When I was a kid -


TAGS: foghorn leghorn
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by renzo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 7:16 pm, #245392
And parents weren't so sue happy. The kid who sets himself aflame, uh... freakin' deserves it. Case dismissed.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 2:59 pm, #245324
Too right!


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am, #239946
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm, #130798
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm, #86722
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm, #85812
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm, #239427
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am, #239313
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm, #124881
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm, #124399
ROFLMAO


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm, #154206
Been done, and anonymous...


ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm, #251056
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm, #211567
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am, #211542
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am, #211541
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am, #211529

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am, #225077
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm, #219842
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm, #118113
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am, #101289
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am, #79167
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am, #78960
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm, #66384
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am, #48454
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am, #48423
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm, #46500
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am, #36517
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am, #36516
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am, #31064
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm, #24600
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm, #21066
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm, #18805
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm, #18161
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am, #16786
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am, #16783
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am, #16761
you and me both man :(


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm, #247706
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm, #164770
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am, #131733
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm, #121726
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm, #121720
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm, #86256
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm, #86128
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am, #70006
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm, #69616
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am, #69515
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm, #54234
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am, #53914
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm, #53889
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm, #53855
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm, #53853
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm, #53848
I actually laughed out loud. 5


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


WELL CRAP -




THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #115841
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm, #115735
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm, #115582
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm, #115019
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm, #115018
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am, #114983
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am, #114972
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am, #114971
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am, #114970

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am, #114968
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


CHURCH -


TAGS: a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm, #251047
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm, #232998
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm, #232555
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm, #231870
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm, #231869

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm, #231784
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am, #231772
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am, #231768
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am, #231767
Good One !


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am, #234326
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am, #253983
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am, #253062
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm, #252854
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm, #252648
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am, #252636
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm, #252623
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm, #252622
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm, #252619

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


SLEEPING DISORDER -




THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #244910
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228963
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm, #245508
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm, #193435

lol


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am, #229856
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm, #227768
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm, #227344
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am, #227337
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am, #225848
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am, #225847
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm, #169891
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


Rock Paper Scissors -




A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.74/5


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

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robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am, #241378
bah! you troll, lol


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am, #229065
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm, #228985
define superi5r :)


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.71/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am, #239366
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm, #220321
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am, #194841
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am, #166749
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am, #140071
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm, #139860
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm, #139857
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am, #135823
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm, #134992
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm, #134991
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134985
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126886
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126885
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am, #122074
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am, #115924
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am, #115915
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm, #115853
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm, #69862
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm, #66632
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am, #60271
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm, #60184
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am, #60077
He he great one


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236783
Qmao


FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow


TAGS: orange girl
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:39 am, #175553
If she sings "April Showers" I'm out!
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:43 pm, #175505
A ganguro girl. Rebellious Japanese girls out to have a good time.


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am, #229773
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


SPECIAL FORCES - No Yellow Busses Here Thank You




FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am, #243788
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am, #243763
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am, #243762
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am, #243757
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


HAPPY MONDAY -




DEATH -


TAGS: death usmc oorah
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:44 pm, #239619
sorry, a little biased.. know a couple of firemen. Yes, they do get into tough situations and are brave. Not the two I know, but in general
Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:25 pm, #239617
during their donut runs to Safeway every morning? Firemen don't dodge live ammo
Skulrath - October 1, 2012, 1:04 pm, #239612
No offense to the Marines, but I personally think that your local Fire Department is just a tiny bit more badass.
Swampdady - July 11, 2012, 7:36 pm, #237179
Haha and Corpsmen kick him in the balls
GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 5:50 pm, #215225
Heh Heh Heh. ...and stare the cowardly bastard right in the eye. 5 Eagle, Globe and Anchors.


JUST FILLING IN -


TAGS: oorah
Rating: 4.15/5

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boxtop49 - October 10, 2013, 9:33 am, #250312
So much for god and omnipotence.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 9, 2013, 2:28 pm, #243330
If it's considered wrong for a teacher to speak well of god(s) than it should be considered wrong for a teacher to mock god. Life is not a one way street that only works for one person or one group of persons, equal liberty and just for all b****es.
Bob D. Sailor - May 3, 2010, 6:54 pm, #174578
5 knocked out teachers from me!
Zed - May 3, 2010, 1:36 am, #174468
I have no problem with God, just his fan club.
pipo2k - May 2, 2010, 7:59 pm, #174385
:D nice me love and i really hate ppl who talk **** about God and stuff... just because u chose not to believe in him doesnt give u the wright to offend the rest...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - May 1, 2010, 4:49 pm, #174260
sounds like wot the law calls adequite provacation
rerun - April 30, 2010, 8:28 pm, #174171

Don't lump the jarhead in with me.
GySgt1811 - April 30, 2010, 7:56 pm, #174164
Airman, good one. 5 from me. (A comment or two..."Christian?" There was no mention of JC, or any theonomen. Ergo, the Jarhead's Jewish, or at least Jeffersonian Deist! And, I don't/can't post 'cause I have no talent. But I sure enjoy those who do. Thanks
forseti - April 30, 2010, 2:01 pm, #174095
I'm German, I'm Atheist and I don't like Airman's military pics very much, but this story is funny! 5 atheistic soldiers from me ;)
Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 1:31 pm, #174094
Very good, 5L!
Airman - April 30, 2010, 1:04 pm, #174092
A. It's a joke B. Why don't you make something? 77 comments, no posts. C. Go Muslims better? D. It's a JOKE
Hasbunmb - April 30, 2010, 12:01 pm, #174085
I f***ing hate christian propaganda... yaay! Another example of violence in gods name! Goooo Christians!
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 11:31 am, #174083
Excellent!


A SLIGHT PROBLEM -


TAGS: get to work
Rating: 4.85/5

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justme - May 24, 2011, 9:20 am, #219002
lol... only one problem... im not living in the us... but working for an american company in the netherlands XD
eddhead - March 29, 2011, 12:02 pm, #215475
Love it great work.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am, #190839
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm, #190766
ROR! I love it!


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am, #232964
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am, #232565
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am, #232511
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm, #232506

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm, #232504
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.7/5

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DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm, #23331
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




GREAT HUNT -


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm, #240066
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm, #240064
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm, #240063
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm, #240062
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am, #246844

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am, #246838
Sacrilege! 5L


IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.13/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm, #255862
That is friggan awsome.


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am, #234471

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm, #234454
DS - d*** Straight


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am, #243637
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm, #238320
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm, #198895
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #185496
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180344
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am, #150098
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am, #150094
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm, #147662
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm, #147648
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm, #147635
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147611
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm, #147605
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm, #147570
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #147562
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #147559
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm, #147557

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.


DOCTOR WHO - because I couldn't look away from a statue for a week.


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 2.12/5

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mallen - January 28, 2009, 4:31 am, #55155
lol, side effects of doctor who may include irrational fear of inanimate objects.


STAR WARS - The Original Neverending Story


TAGS: star wars story
Rating: 4.52/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm, #240350
Great Pic .


FACEFLOOR - When something is so stupid the facepalm just doesn't cut it.




Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.83/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am, #248973
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm, #248535
Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am, #223731
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm, #223331
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am, #223307
I learn this a little more with every notch.


DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am, #223886
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


BEFORE YOU.... -


TAGS: before
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am, #219436

and better ...and better


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm, #250115
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am, #219491
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am, #219429
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am, #219426
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm, #218395
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am, #218367
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am, #218361
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am, #218360
ha ha until your married


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm, #16673
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm, #6475
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm, #3691
omg!! funny!!


YOUR CAT -


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm, #248500

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am, #248484
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am, #248478
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248471

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm, #248470
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.


TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228048
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm, #227631
All It's For Is Info Grab.


THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm, #221533
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am, #221507
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am, #221501
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am, #221443
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am, #221413
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.27/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am, #229924
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am, #229487
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm, #229276
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


CONFORMITY - It´s the one who is different that gets left out in the cold.




HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm, #240436
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm, #231750
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm, #231191
(carebear BANNED)


MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.15/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm, #246919
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am, #242812
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.38/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am, #233632
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am, #215186
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am, #155098
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm, #152725
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am, #142058
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm, #141908
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm, #141859
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


NAPALM -


TAGS: napalm morbid kitd
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248056
Kids got all these crazy ideas on how to make it, and suffice to say.... it doesn't work. something tells me these whipper snappers are using something other than what they're saying :-/
M0rd3kaI - March 22, 2012, 6:33 am, #231827
I already voted this 5L, and despite what I'm going to say, it stays 5L... am I the only one who noticed this: #77590
MercAlert - March 11, 2012, 6:14 pm, #231083
Fire is the great purifier, and napalm, its muse (not to mention thermite). I like fire. :]
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 12:05 am, #230967
Smells like... Victory.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #230962
and the 5mell in the morning!!


IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

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AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm, #254069
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm, #243806
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm, #243804
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am, #243786
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am, #242765
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am, #227568
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm, #227553
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am, #227533
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm, #227528
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am, #227310
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm, #227304
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm, #227145
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #227140
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm, #227138
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm, #227137
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm, #227134
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm, #227128
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!


TAGS: jesus and thor
Rating: 4.25/5

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theviking - August 8, 2010, 6:01 am, #188233
thor:78563929730689846368009 jesus: -1 jesus help invent christianity


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm, #87233
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87176
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87175
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm, #87042
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm, #87030
Genius.


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 3.97/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am, #234142
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by whocares0

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am, #236650
Definitely has that WTF factor :)


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am, #241666
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm, #220795
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm, #220785
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am, #220781
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am, #220780
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am, #220779

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am, #220773
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am, #220771
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm, #220743
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm, #220739
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...


TAGS: thought lost unfamiliar territory
Rating: 4.89/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm, #227589
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm, #227530
What if you thought your ancestors f***ed monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am, #227148
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm, #227146
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am, #240079
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm, #146874
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm, #146873
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am, #146753
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm, #146690
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm, #146657

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm, #146652
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm, #146628
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am, #146574
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am, #146570
This is epic, actually.


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